by dylanh2os February 6, 2010
Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 8, 2010
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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by Snargusford January 22, 2022
Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
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