Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

Holy Fucking Jesus by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Oh My Jesus 

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

Oh My Jesus by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

purple jesus rodeo by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010

Bread jesus 

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

Bread jesus by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Smutty Jesus 

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

Smutty Jesus by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

Kung Fu Action Jesus by spacekc929 June 29, 2011