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Dylan

hottest person alive. 14'' dick. steals your girl and your mom.
''omg she broke up with me''
''for who?''
''a Dylan''
''makes sense, he's prob so hot''
by bigdikkkkkboi6969 January 19, 2022
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how to be as cool as dylan

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.
How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.
by totallynotnic June 29, 2018
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dylan hall

One person who is usually defined as a queer in most context, most of the time he's the one to show up to a party after its over and tries to bring it back to life even though its already dead. But mostly a queer
Oh look at Dylan Hall over there he's a queer
by dylanhall218 October 11, 2018
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Dylan

One who’s a tiny cat.
Dylan get off the counter!
by Roemerweak July 30, 2022
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Dylan

An actual god walking amongst men. With the athleticism of greats athletes and the intelligence of Einstein himself. Dylan is a walking symbol for immortality
There is many great minds of the past both mythological and real. Elon musk, Zeus, Da Vinci, Dylan. They all fall under the same bracket
by The man who names men February 24, 2021
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Dylan

He should shut up sometimes…but dylan is funny
by Anabelle zarate January 11, 2022
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Dylan

A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
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