Definitions by omega.omnia
Dylan Theory
Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
Dylan Theory by omega.omnia January 11, 2026