salty cream stuffin 

When you ejaculate inside a partners mouth and add your favorite spices and seasons to it. you then share it with the crowd watching.

Yo man today i skipped lunch so me and Christine had some salty cream stuffin

salty cream stuffin by chingman99x10 July 4, 2011

Iris Cream 

The act of blowing your load in a womans eye.

"dude I gave my girlfriend an iris cream last night. She thinks she might be blind"

"thats not good! she should get that checked out!"

Iris Cream by CaptainINFERNO November 29, 2011

sour cream and onion 

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection

After that party I woke up and realized we had sour cream and onion.

sour cream and onion by Llso March 10, 2014

banana cream pie 

When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.

Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!

banana cream pie by Bunch of pussies (◡‿◡✿) December 2, 2016

the ultimate cream 

Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.

Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.

the ultimate cream by lickalotapussy April 16, 2009

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.

Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

Black Forest Cream Pie by Chuck the Duck March 12, 2011

South Carolina ice cream 

Grits

I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!

South Carolina ice cream by lec_twistman November 14, 2011