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Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat
guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
Calvonic Brain by slushybear January 13, 2010

Grass Brain 

After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.
Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...
Grass Brain by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

Guy Brain 

The secondary brain that all men have that controls their sexual urges. It often overrides the primary brain.
I'm sorry baby. I must have been thinking with my guy brain instead.
Guy Brain by Tyronius Nomis December 20, 2010

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
Canadian brain freeze by POOKIE December 29, 2011

Needle Brain 

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.
Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!
Needle Brain by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012

fat-brained 

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.
Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.
fat-brained by sauj October 30, 2014