Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Reborn again virgin

A person who has engaged in sexual, but throughout time has chosen to be sexual only with themselves; whether do or lack of satisfaction, frequency, or guilt from a 3rd party.

How long has it been since you have sex, been so long technically I'm a reborn again virgin. Lol that's wack buddy.

by Otisdgonahurt September 13, 2021

sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

matter of virgincy

A situation dat needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. to prevent a gal from losing her maidenhead.

If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

stop being a virgin

eat pussy

aye bro go eat some pussy and stop being a virgin

by hoyyyaaaa September 23, 2022