MajesticSammie's definitions

Camofaugle

The word you type when you have absolutely no idea how to spell camouflage.

Hey babe, how do you like my camofaugle hat?
Sweetie I think you mean camouflage.
No I mean camofaugle

by MajesticSammie December 9, 2018

Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021