Definitions by MajesticSammie

Schrodinger's Virgin 

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

Schrodinger's Virgin by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Camofaugle 

The word you type when you have absolutely no idea how to spell camouflage.

Hey babe, how do you like my camofaugle hat?
Sweetie I think you mean camouflage.
No I mean camofaugle

Camofaugle by MajesticSammie December 9, 2018