Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Jacob

Really likes Cum. He really likes Cum. Like really. Funny guy who really likes cum.

"Jacob Really likes cUM"
"Oh yeah i heard"

by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020

Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth

Can you jacob chapman in me

by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022

Jacob

Frickin ugly dude
Needs some mental help
Probably arrested twice.

“Did you see the news?”
“Yeah he’s such a Jacob!”

by Spicyyyyy May 17, 2018

Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.

(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up

by lilgummy May 5, 2023

Jacob

Dense

That guy is so jacob

by Durry Muncher November 25, 2017