Cora

Cora is really really really hot and funny.

But short asf. She also got small tits but damn she fine.
Dude 1: Cora hot botha
Dude 2 : see. tryna make her mine B4 someotha take her XXBW
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Lucas

A big baby that wets his bed and cry’s for his mommy when a girl breaks his heart.
Person: hey you know Lucas?
Person 2: yeah, fuck him.
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Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
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