seasnibba

A crayfish that attaches to your croc and wont let go

"this seasnibba wont let go of my crocs"

by ebola321 September 7, 2017

sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017

Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017

Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017

Seabass

When you put your butt cheeks together and fart

I just seabassed

by potatosniffer January 31, 2018

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

sabashton

An oldy name from the 1940s and a great name for a kid from Nevaeh and her crush

Sabashton is a name for two child hood lovers from intermediate school and one name is Nevaeh

by Checkdisout.com May 22, 2018