Writer Center Monster

The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"

"The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"

by Meatbayg October 30, 2007

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d July 28, 2008

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

Monsanity

Something insane that involves the energy drink monster.

It was monsanity when you drank that whole B.F.C. in one minuet.

by DarthAwesome January 10, 2009

Monsterface

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and passing a kidney stone on a woman's face.

"Dude, I gave Jenny a Monsterface last night and now she won't call me back."

"I was screamin' like Goku giving Martha the ol' Mosterface bro!"

by Vibekilla June 29, 2016

Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

monsLAY

monsLAY is when you get laid on a Monday

I went to bed early Sunday night in anticipation of a monsLAY!

by monsLAYER October 15, 2018