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monsLAY is when you get laid on a Monday
I went to bed early Sunday night in anticipation of a monsLAY!
monsLAY by monsLAYER October 15, 2018
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1. The day of the week that falls between Monday, and Wednesday. It is used as a replacement for Tuesday.

2. An excuse for making a stupid mistake.
1. "Oh man! its only Monsday tomorrow!"

2. person 1- "I just gave a customer change for $100 and he only gave me $20.

person 2- "Thats such a Monsday moment!"
Monsday by Mike311 December 16, 2006
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Monslagy 

a man who is half French and half some other country (e.g half French half English) who is going out with one girl but seeks other girls on the side and does not think there is anything wrong with cheating on loads of girls at the same time!
Monslagy is for example A half French half English man who is actively cheating on loads of girls at the same time and does not think there is anything wrong with it.
Monslagy by rickardo mannie December 9, 2010

Momslayer 

Momslayer is the Chad of video games. Momslayer has a built in aim bot and can crush your ego within seconds.
Friend: Bro he's hacking!
You: No, that's Momslayer
1.How a less educated person expresses themself in terms of their mother.
2.A typical word associated with people of less intellegence.
3.An word that is capable of bringing down your intellegence.

Brian said to the retard next to him "monsay I can have anything I want"
monsay by Thomas Terrence September 30, 2005
A day of the week which is used to pay tribute to the Mons Pubis.
And on this Monsday, we groom the hair of the Mons Pubis and pay tribute to the great mound.
Monsday by Tony Hoho May 25, 2011

momslayer 

The slayer of moms.
¨I woke up this morning and i found my mom dead in her bed, i think the momslayer got to her.¨
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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