Flatbilling

The action of straightening out someone's penis when it's curved.

My penis was curved severely. So I went to flatbilling my penis to get it straight again.

by Wavy-happyLilfriend January 10, 2026

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Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.

My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.

by Kract January 14, 2026

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Dingo Flatmouth

An inaudible saying that nobody understands. It is used in place of common words such as book.

Teacher: "Today in class we will be reading the book Hamlet."
Student: "I aint funna read dat dingo flatmouth."

by Jonashquaka December 8, 2010

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noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

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