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Anal Irritation

The term used to describe the itching of the anus at night, due to threadworms. Whilst sleeping your body automatically scratches the irritation but it only gets eggs under your nails to produce more thread worms and gives you a nasty smelling hand.
"Dude, I have a proper bad case of anal irritation. I need to get checked out."
Related Words

anal leach 

Ru paul is anal leach!
anal leach by me January 29, 2004

anal e's 

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion. they are narcotics that numb the asshole so ur fat ass cock can slide easier into it. That way u can fuck all night long in the ass of even the most tightest ass holes.
I put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him.
anal e's by Schmooze November 12, 2007

Anal-boink

To boink in the anus.
Also see penetration
Electronic Arts just anal-boinked Sega by purchasing both the NFL and ESPN franchises.

My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.
Anal-boink by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005

Anal Warranty 

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.
Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.
Anal Warranty by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Anal Vulture 

A gay guy that hovers around looking for fresh browneye.
I get the feeling that Ted might be an ANAL VULTURE
Anal Vulture by Stinky71 September 5, 2009