The sequel to World War I
1. An overrated massive war you've probably heard about a trillion times (because it was the last justified war in the Western world, unlike Vietnam, Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.) between various countries, particularly the Allies vs Axis powers, the most popular contendants are USA, UK, Russia, France, Germany and Japan, but seemingly people forget Canada, Australia, China, etc.
It occured between 1939 and 1945 (not 1941-1945, contrary to what the United States Education System says, just because USA entered the war then).
2. A war in many First Person Shooter games where one person (usually American) singlehandedly defeats an entire German Army and the wins the war.
1. An overrated massive war you've probably heard about a trillion times (because it was the last justified war in the Western world, unlike Vietnam, Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.) between various countries, particularly the Allies vs Axis powers, the most popular contendants are USA, UK, Russia, France, Germany and Japan, but seemingly people forget Canada, Australia, China, etc.
It occured between 1939 and 1945 (not 1941-1945, contrary to what the United States Education System says, just because USA entered the war then).
2. A war in many First Person Shooter games where one person (usually American) singlehandedly defeats an entire German Army and the wins the war.
You're always told to thank World War II veterans (who themselves just want to chill and forget about the war) that you can speak, write, speak English, read, shit freely etc. despite the fact WWII ended 65 years ago and the world has moved on. I do not care if some crazy Austrian-German man in the 1930's wanted to conquer the world and exterminate retards and jews, hasn't many countries such as Britain did that like 100 times already? Isn't USA doing that now by killing the world with its mass produced McDonalds resteraunts making everyone obese and shitty cars that break down easily, or cheaply made Xbox 360 consoles that blow up in your face, oh and lets not forget dawdling their dick in Iraq in some attempt to take their oil and force a flawed "democracy" down their neck?
by kfjklshgjkdsfghldsghdkjfghdkjg November 08, 2009
Started by Germany and Japan, finished by Russia and America (we helped as well), some very nasty stuff went on as well on ALL sides, I dont have time to go into it, its best left in the past though.
Hitler 1945: FFS, whats all these explosions?
Goebbles: Thats the Russians Mein Fuhrer, I dont think theyre very happy with you.
Hitler: Oh fuck, I guessed that means weve lost World War 2 then?
Goebbles: fraid so.
Goebbles: Thats the Russians Mein Fuhrer, I dont think theyre very happy with you.
Hitler: Oh fuck, I guessed that means weve lost World War 2 then?
Goebbles: fraid so.
by Poindexter1 February 13, 2007
A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
by Jaquelyn Hyde June 29, 2009
Guild Wars 2 is an MMO, the sequal to Guild Wars and the most over-hyped game ever which is scheduled to be released in late August 2012. According to hype, this will be the best game ever written, it will kill World of Warcraft instantly the day it is released, it will cure cancer and bring world peace to the planet. In reality, it will be lucky if it has similar success to the #2 MMO right now, namely SWTOR, which only has about 10% of the subscribers that WoW has.
Guild Wars Fan Boy: Hey did you try out the awesome Guild Wars 2 Beta event weekend? Wasn't that the awesomest game you ever played? It will totally kill WoW.
Wow player: Actually, I didn't really like it. I don't see what is so great about the game.
Guild Wars 2 Fan Boy: WHAT?!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GAME LIKE THAT! You must be playing it all wrong, you're an idiot!!!
Wow player: Actually, I didn't really like it. I don't see what is so great about the game.
Guild Wars 2 Fan Boy: WHAT?!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GAME LIKE THAT! You must be playing it all wrong, you're an idiot!!!
by Mister Cynical The Second July 03, 2012
by ............ March 25, 2003
So i was fucking sally and felt my balls tighten, so i slamed my cock deep into her and it was time to release the dogs of war.
by jacov1234 January 10, 2012
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