Handsome

Having sex with yourself.

When 3 people have sex it's called a threesome, when two people have sex it's called a twosome. I guess that's why they call you handsome.

by SpongeBoobies October 20, 2016

World War III

Also known as Hillary's presidency.

Oh god, World War III is starting.

by SpongeBoobies October 08, 2016

Harambe

Some dumbass stale meme that 12 year olds still think is funny.

Harambe is a stale meme.

by SpongeBoobies October 25, 2016

Tit

A fucking bird

Hey, look at those tits in the sky!

by SpongeBoobies November 14, 2016

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 04, 2019

like

Used mid-sentence by everyone considered a minor because they need to buffer their thoughts every two seconds because autism is slowly dominating the gene pool in America through natural selection.

Kid: So can you like, um, like--
Fucking anyone else: Holy fuck you little shit I will cum in your insulin pump if you stutter one more time you little deficit fuck

by SpongeBoobies December 21, 2017

True

not false

true is not false

by SpongeBoobies February 27, 2019