The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

by Henlaree June 18, 2018

zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.

Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.

by mgdb August 14, 2007

zomophile

A person who is sexually attracted by zombies. Slightly different from necrophilia because a zombie is considered as alive ... but dead

Zomophiles don't fear zombies ... zombies fear zomophiles !

by urban_linguist December 10, 2014

Zoomed-out

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020

Zoombomb

When someone crashes your zoom call and shows dick pics, acts stupid, or plays porn until your teacher kicks them out.

Alternatively known as the highlight of your entire week.

Hey, let's go photobomb Kya's and her friends' pictures.
No, we're social distancing now. You can't even see people outside taking photos. She has English third period though, you could zoombomb her class.
Great idea, I'll show them all my dick pic.
Yeah man, you'll definitely get her with that.

by coleel May 21, 2020

Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.

Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.

by BDB inc November 2, 2009

zoombini

awsome computer game made in the 90s

i lurv zoombinis! good-bye :p

by grandpa199 January 8, 2007