Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

by Floss 69 July 25, 2008

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

worth school

worth is full of streetwear kings who spend more money on clothes then the girls and spend their times either bumming each other in the famous chapman common room or playing rugby on malus avenue. meanwhile the girls spend their time seshinh in the changing room showers. the boys at worth tend to be lesbian and prefer to ignore the female population then risking being caught having a conversation with them.

"rah where do you go?"

"i go worth school"

"oh thats so dead "

by peanutbutterreesespieces May 9, 2025

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

load worth

Amount of measurement (specifically cooking) referring to the sexual act of "dropping a load"

You need a load worth of hot sauce for that taco

by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020

Debt-Worth

'Debt-Worth' is the opposite of 'Net-Worth', indicating that you owe more than you have.

So, what is your net-worth?
Negative $260,00.
That is your 'Debt-Worth'!

by Jake Squawk May 29, 2013