Wonder Widget

an individual demonstrating high levels of ironic stupidity, typically associated with AGE. eg; GMOgreKing, aeriaKs1lent, and or SupermanOX

the "Wonder Widget" Ks1lent lacks any semblance of management skills while demonstrating child like behavior.

by Countchugula December 21, 2009

bothy windeys

getting a dealt a double six while playing dominos.

"Right then! who has the bothy windeys!!" - Said Patrick

"I do!" - Said David

by duckmandaryl March 14, 2013

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Break Windage

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.

Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.

by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

Skin Widget

A small penis.

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

wrong-winger

Someone who is so invested in their political views that they believe a lot of falsehoods and say a lot of really stupid things. Wrong-wingers do not have to have any particular set of political views, as long as they fit this definition. The term comes from how the opposite of “right” is “wrong,” and so a “right-winger” or a “left-winger” could jokingly be called a “wrong-winger” instead.

Wrong-wingers be like: “I dOn’T hAvE pReFeRrEd PrOnOuNs, I hAvE a SeX.” Like bitch yes you do. A pronoun is just a word that refers to something that can be inferred. “He” and “him,” which is what you wanna be called, ARE PRONOUNS AND YOU PREFER THEM. Like do you want me to be like “Oh, Karenson? I’ve heard of balls. Cock talked about how cock goes by scrotum sex instead of any pronouns.”

by Mr. Twinkieface July 24, 2021

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021