Windgebag

A deceptively large ability to pass wind yet take no responsibility and ultimately showing no remorse for the passing of it; however vile and untimely.

Amy was a dreadful Windgebag, even the dogs knew it was her and the roses wilted terribly.

by The First Duke of Flannel March 11, 2023

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

windbag

A person who is ashamed to admit he/she has no knowledge about a question asked so tries to hide his/her ignorance by inanely prattling on, dancing around the obvious and useful answer; "I don't know", which would allow you to get on with your day, i.e. go find someone who knows what the hell they are talking about.

You: Good Lord! My ignorant boss just refuses to say "I DON"T KNOW" so I had to stand there listening to his worthless bullshit for ten minutes. Finally I just walked away and left him jibber jabbering away. He's probably still talking for all I know.

Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.

You: Thanks.

by T-Ride Free Box November 1, 2013

Winnebago County

A county in Northern Illinois that is bordered by Rock County Wisconsin to the north. There is nothing really to do besides watch cows and tp! In the main city of Rockford, there is pimps whores murders and gangbangers in the west side of town near whitman street. But in the village of Roscoe there is nothing but uptight wealthy people and wannabe rich people. Than theres pure trailer trash in towns like Loves Park and Mchesney park.

Winnebago County is soooo boring!

by SnookiBear1988 June 1, 2011

windbag

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

pompous windbag

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.

Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

by captive audience member March 3, 2010

Winnebago Ballet

An elegant dance of the American family camper vs. any passing vehicle where the 'passee' is completely oblivious of the 'passer' all the while swerving and making frequent stops or sudden slow-downs to oogle wildlife and scenic overlooks. The ensuing dance is usually if not always done on a double yellow line, two lane road that serpentines for miles and miles with no clear passing opportunities until the 'passer' summons the gift of GREAT BALLS to chance the split second window and make their passing move. The dance is always followed up with the one finger salute from the 'passer' to the 'passee' upon completion of the ballet.

..."while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway I had to do the Winnebago Ballet quite a few times in order to get anywhere"

by hexacat July 31, 2008