Whompus

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse

"You are a whimpy nasal bronch!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

whompadomp

noun. an exceptionally large penis

GOTDAMN that dude's got a whompadomp!

by A-Izzy December 26, 2005

Whelp

At odds end. It is what it is.

Hey Georgie, Z grabbed the last beer. All out, stores are closed. "Whelp"

by BedBug October 4, 2014

whomperjanked

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015