Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

by Hunter512 September 16, 2014

Julia wernik

Polish fag, scared of wooden spoons, quivers at the sight of parents, blonde to the point she has an IQ of 0.8 has a ratty dog

Sharon: Omg did their parents give birth to a Julia wernik?

Doris: Oh no that's the worst kind of child

by Manlikedevvo October 6, 2018

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018

say you were smart

A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.

Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"

by SanDiegoSoccerFan June 15, 2021

Werebear

Noun. A human who becomes a bear on the night of a full moon. People with this condition can be characterized by brown, gnarly hair and thick beards, when in human form. In werebear form, people with this condition become very large and grow thick, brown hair all over their bodies, and also move on all fours. Werebears are not generally known to be violent unless provoked, will steal pies from window seals, and swim around in your pool looking for fish.

Can also be used as a way of describing someone's awesomely thick beard.

"Mom!! There's a werebear in the pool again!"

Guy: "is that guy running on all fours?"

Me: "That's some werebear shit."

"That's a werebear of a beard man."

by JJLAWDADDY November 11, 2009

You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

by Jaberdeen November 8, 2009