Werebear 

Noun. A human who becomes a bear on the night of a full moon. People with this condition can be characterized by brown, gnarly hair and thick beards, when in human form. In werebear form, people with this condition become very large and grow thick, brown hair all over their bodies, and also move on all fours. Werebears are not generally known to be violent unless provoked, will steal pies from window seals, and swim around in your pool looking for fish.

Can also be used as a way of describing someone's awesomely thick beard.

"Mom!! There's a werebear in the pool again!"

Guy: "is that guy running on all fours?"

Me: "That's some werebear shit."

"That's a werebear of a beard man."

Werebear by JJLAWDADDY November 11, 2009

Frosty Werebear 

While in a Walk-in Freezer, Money Shot a girl in the face and then punch her in the face making her roar like a girl.

My girlfriend was working at Olive Garden and I pulled a Frosty Werebear on her face and she got upset.

Frosty Werebear by knightsofgood July 27, 2010

werebeast 

The large wolf-like creature that roams the woods outside of Wells College in Aurora, NY. Sometimes suspected of eating local farm animals, the werebeast continually frightens the fuck out of adventuring students from the college. Hunts for the werebeast have only ended in ruin.

Often times being called a werebeast implies your lack of hygiene, social skills, or lust for red meat. Though more typically used when accusing someone of being the werebeast.

"My God, Marshall, did you see that thing tromping through the woods, I think that Noren has changed into the werebeast."

"Indeed, my good sir, might I suggest we run for our lives before that werebeast eats our intestines."

werebeast by karabeastieprincess February 11, 2009

Werebeaver 

A female with an excessively overgrown, and grossly gratuitous amount of pubic hair that has been allowed to burgeon forth, entirely unchecked.

Hook quaked with nervous excitement as Lilianna stood over him, seductively removing her miniskirt. While slowly sliding her panties down, her werebeaver suddenly sprang forth, instantly repulsing Hook and destroying any hint of sexual interest that he had. There would be no way to bring himself to endure the wiry wrath of her unchecked werebeaver.

Werebeaver by PleaseShave September 5, 2010

Werebeaver 

A mythical creature most prominently found in or around Norther Brazil, although sightings have occurred all around the globe. A Werebeaver could be anyone of us. Man by day, but under the cover of the full moon, a large, buckteeth having, bark and flesh craving Werebeaver. In the same fashion as their distant cousin the Werewolf, once bitten by a Werebeaver, you too become one of the tree-nibbling buggers. Their numbers are large, much like their two front teeth, so it's advised if you spot one, to stay away. The only thing that can stop a Werebeaver is a Silver-Wooden Spike.

No known cure for Werebeaveritus (of being infected by Werebeaver) is known. It's a proven and scientifically sound fact that 1 out of 5 people you encounter are in fact Werebeaver.

Stay away from dammed areas of rivers and streams. Werebeavers are more prominent in these areas.

Billy: "I talked to Bob the other day..."

John: "Oh I saw Bob Chewing down his front tree last night."

Billy: "I've been suspecting he was a Werebeaver for months now!"

John: "Do you still have that Silver-Wooden Spike I gave you??"

Turned out John also was a Werebeaver and they bit Billy, Werebeavering him. You can trust NO ONE.

Werebeaver by JBDobber March 23, 2009

Werebeargar 

A werebeargar is a creature who is 1/3 human, 1/3 bear, and 1/3 cougar, who unlike most other were creatures, only changes on the new moon. The werebeargar will rummage around in your underwear drawer in the middle of the night, and occasionally wait under your bed for you to get up when it's bathroom time, and strike. Werebeargars are also known for using various magick(s) when threatened, and have ninja-like reflexes.

"I heard a werebeargar rummaging around in my underwear drawer last night."

"That werebeargar made me piss my pants!"

"I heard Jonathan is a werebeargar. What a screwed up individual."

Werebeargar by JJLAWDADDY November 11, 2009