Weenpee

A good nickname for someone. Someone who sounds, looks, or acts, like a Weenpee.

Hey, Weenpee! Get over here!

by Jaser May 4, 2005

Weemance

A romance which occurs in the duration of a weekend.

"Our weemance started on Friday and we were over by Sunday."

by Baiva July 17, 2009

weepo

to be the biggest pleb

you fucking weepo

by weepo May 28, 2016

Weeapoo

The tasteless and impenetrable mass of weeaboo-created fan art/fiction that sits within the internet like a turd in a hamburger bun.

"Trying to browse the internet is almost impossible with having to wade through all this weeapoo"

by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

Weem

The state of being extremely awesome.

Man, that's one weemy haircut you got there! ^.^

by Jasper April 21, 2004

Weepsturbate

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

Beat and Weep

The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.

Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.

by Rape May August 2, 2011