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Millinocket wedding

Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
by Kramer719 October 8, 2020
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covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
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The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
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abroad wedding

What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding

(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”

Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
by SM302 February 12, 2023
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Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
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Pakistani Wedding

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.
by cleves July 8, 2023
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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!
by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020
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