gayjà vu 

When you run into a homosexual transvestite or cross-dresser that dressed straight the last time you saw them

I had a total gayjà vu moment when I saw Frank Flanders, er... I... meant, Francheska Flanders at the Whole Foods yesterday.

gayjà vu by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.

Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.

Day-ja-vu by foil_fresh April 1, 2012

Ray ja vu 

PRONOUNCED: RAY-JAH-VIEW. (noun) Just the run of the mill events that occur on a daily basis in Racine, Wisconsin. Racine, known to either be the Hamptons or the Compton of the midwest. News that seems to resemble that of a nightmare, making you feel as if you had experienced the event in another life, or the day before.

"Hey yo, did you jus see that tumble-weave blow down the street?"

"No man, i was distracted by that lady throwing that body size garbage bag into that dumpster over there."

"Ray ja man, Ray ja vu.........."

Ray ja vu by iinvisible October 7, 2012

bae-ja vu 

When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.

'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'

bae-ja vu by KirstyL June 15, 2016

Your Love (Deja Vu) 

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!

Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!

Your Love (Deja Vu) by Razitionary December 11, 2020

Spicy deja vu 

Euphemism for PTSD

Man 1: hey bro, you ok? You’ve been acting different since you got back from the war?

Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu

Spicy deja vu by Not your American average March 17, 2022

deja vu 

Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.

What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.

deja vu by ur dads hairy nipple August 31, 2005