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"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.
Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 May 17, 2014
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a random thing my classmate named Lily said
classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*
by anonymous May 2, 2024
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vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.
Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes
by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020
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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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planking vertically

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.
by plankingbitch June 20, 2021
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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