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Vernon

A town in sussex, nj.
It's basically a really pretty town with 25,000 people. The people who write bad things about Vernon are actually rich, high kids from Sparta. Sparta is Vernon's enemy town. How pathetic is that? They are so freaking competitive that they ACTUALLY write stupid stuff on a website about us.

If you go to Sparta, you will see rich kids smoking pot on the sidewalks of their white picket-fenced yards. They try to take the heat off of themselves by planting stupid lies about Vernon.

Vernon kids are actually reasonable people who don't sit on their lazy asses and smoke while watching MTV. They actually go to Mountain Creek or to Maple Grange, where they play sports and exercise.

When you go to Vernon, you'll see the dopest kids in NJ. Their high school is known for its excellence in sports and the students' voices being heard. Their opinions are vauled, and their superiors listen to them and do their best to treat them as individuals. Possibly the best school in the united states.
"Vernon is awesome"
"I know, I live there."
"LUCKY!"
by dontmesswiththis September 6, 2012
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Vernon

An old gross asshole that beats women and gets away with it. Is very annoying and pompous.
He should be in jail, he's such a Vernon.
by Bamma777 January 24, 2010
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Mont Vernon

A town in the middle of nowhere that has absolutely no hot girls in it and apparently has extremely old people and creepy people that believe that World of Warcraft is real.
Aw, yeah, that guy never gets laid, he lives in Mont Vernon
by ZombieRunner March 9, 2011
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Vernal

Verizlle's a pimp dizzle my nizzle.
by What I said's true, Fa sho! March 17, 2004
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Vernacular

its when a girl is gettin it from behind and when shes about to cum she turns around, grab the guy n tell him in a deep voice "bitch if u eva leave me ima chop ur dick of, n staple it to ur forehead!"
yo ma girl was givin me the vernacular last night!
by Sherica May 16, 2008
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Vernon Hills

A town with inhabitants so scumy that its neighboring town, Libertyville paid its inferior high school so they would not infest theirs. Its countless strip malls make for no taxes and cheap living if you're into zero scenery and ugly townhomes. With its losing sports teams and embarassing academics, Vernon Hill's only claim to fame is that 2 minutes of My Best Friend's Wedding was shot there.
Vernon Hills is the sewer of the noth shore.
by Brittney Johnson November 16, 2005
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Vernon

A kind hearted man who looks forward to life with anything and everything that goes on in life.
Tries hard.
Interested in taking long walks on the beach.
Router god.
Ingred: I have a routing problem.
Vernon: I'm your route.
by RouterornotHereIRoute October 9, 2016
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