A term where calling a friend or stranger a retarded person, could also be used to say others dumb, stupid and useless, can also be used to call out or shout out for a only a really good friend or to challenge them.
-That guy who smokes weed is a valak.
-It's just a math question, why can't you do it stupid valak.
-My valak has a new video, please go and give it a like.
-Valak, you wanna go bro?
-It's just a math question, why can't you do it stupid valak.
-My valak has a new video, please go and give it a like.
-Valak, you wanna go bro?
by Void_Presence June 14, 2017
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2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.
3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.
4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them
5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.
6. lives in a swamp
7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT
8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting
2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.
3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.
4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them
5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.
6. lives in a swamp
7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT
8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting
"you know valamander?"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"
by whole town of braintree November 6, 2008
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Get the vale mug.It's an expression used to make others acknowledge the fact that you don't honestly care about the situation, that the outcome is worth a piece of crap to you.
Me vale chusto. = I don't give two shits.
by Chusto July 16, 2014
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