toof

the appropriate representation for the n-word, stereotypical black person

look at that toof rocking the fitted and matching fake jordans.

by j2s12bbbbb April 11, 2009

Twofer

A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer

Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.

by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016

Two of Diamonds

"she got the two-of diamonds"

"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"

by DRD agencies. December 1, 2011

toofer

canada speak for 24 pack o beer

i need to get me a toofer

by andeekkk July 23, 2005

toofer

A combo from BK that includes two fries and two burgers for $2.22

Man my tummy is a rumblin, time to get me a toofer

by RRock December 9, 2008

toofus

a sweet Boston Terrier smile with bucked teeth.

"I love my toofus."

by Erica February 4, 2003

Troof

A portmanteau (combination or blend) of the words truth and proof, it is an unequivocal fact that is self-evident; an indisputable truth.

"Damn....Dat Bitch is fiiine...."
"Troof! Check it: Hey, gurl.... gimme some of dat...."
Whack!
"Ma bad!"

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"God damn those politicians are whack!"
"Troof. All day doins lyin truder teef."

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"You goin to Taco Express?"
"Yeah."
"You wanna stay away dem burritos, you'll be on da toilet in five minutes flat."
"Ain't dat da troof!"

by TSVandenberg September 13, 2012