twat

a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.

yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.

by arthur p pimpledike March 21, 2004

twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

by souljaboii June 22, 2009

twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

by cubes mctauben March 20, 2008

TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy March 20, 2006

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 May 07, 2012

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 19, 2022

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 17, 2010