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potato-tomato

when you didn't know the real phrase and have been saying potato-tomato you're entire life
There is no difference man, potato-tomato.
by Nano1999 August 20, 2021
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tomato disorder

One whom has glistening red lips of the highest caliber.
The shine from the lips of tomato disorder blinded Ashy Larry for quite some time.
by Liquid Swordz May 16, 2010
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tomato tumble dryer

a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.
"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"
by Afeps February 22, 2010
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Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.
by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009
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Magic Tomato

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
by GrammEr Nazi May 19, 2011
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Sun Dried Tomato

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.
Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato
by Milo43 September 12, 2010
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Tomatopie

The act of ejaculating inside of a female well she is on her period.
"Last night Kyle gave me a tomatopie..."
by James Milton March 26, 2010
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