Cook My Trout

Female masturbation.

"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."

by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009

Rusty Trout

The state of a vagina from having anal sex and then switching to vaginal sex, thus "rusting" up the trout.

I was so horny this morning that I ate my wife's rusty trout leftovers from last night.

by Mark of Pembrokeshire February 9, 2009

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

trout

The new word used in place of ratchet, epic, swag etc.

For every possible setting.

That bitch trout.

I don't give a trout hoot bout squat wack.

That clown acting pretty trout over there.

by ShishSONxxxZhG December 24, 2014

trouting

a type of tramming but under the influence of alcohol. Caught in the act of being emo or having a negative effect on all of those around you while under the influence of a substance.

He just came back from the bars trouting to everyone.

by tyrone crack biggums August 12, 2010

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.

dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...

by Slychub May 6, 2011