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touchland

Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!
Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.
by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021
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touchedmars

A talented up and coming producer well known for his nearly spot on instrumental remakes on YouTube.
“Yo this remake is so accurate! Who did it?”
“That’s touchedmars!”
by theundergroundscout October 16, 2022
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plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')
"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."
by bender November 19, 2002
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gourd toucher

Frank you gourd toucher, quit reaching for my balls
by Ichi need October 26, 2013
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barbe-toucheur

noun. Something/somebody that gives you pleasure touching your beard repeatedly.
If you are stressed I can be your barbe-toucheur
by Ninaleeg May 6, 2014
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organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina
His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.
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Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.
Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
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