free thinker

Generally, an elitist misanthrope who is infatuated with his pretense of learning.

Jane: I am a free thinker!
John: You get what you pay for.

by Robert O'Brien June 17, 2006

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

[thinker]

a thought

i had a thinker what if we could go 2 mars on our bikes

by 11red87 October 14, 2008

nipple twinker

a person who twinkes a womans nipples

dude i would love to be jennifer lopez's nipple twinker

by kyle September 26, 2004

TINKER

Young Girls/teenage girls who are under legal age but try and act older than they really are. (Tinker Refering to a baby Lobster that fisherman throw back in the ocean because they are not big enough to keep.)

Al:"Did you see that Tinker fleet walking down the road?"...
Kenny:"Yea there too young though u know the saying 12 will get you 20!."

Al: Thats an awesome looking woman Kenny:Too bad shes only a Tinker.

by DoUgH$ December 23, 2003

tinker bell syndrome

The condition in women of staying childish constantly; unable to grow up.

That mother is acting like a teenage girl- she definitely has tinker bell syndrome.

by Crayola wonder September 12, 2013

tinker bell

when a man ejaculates on a person, then simultaneously takes a fist full of glitter and or sparkles, and then lightly and gracefully onto that said person.

Daren:" Bro, did you see that girl i left with last night?
Alex:"Ya man she was hot"
Daren: "I took her back to my place and tinker belled her right in the face,
That bitch was glowing"
Alex: "I bet she believes in fairies now"

by Bofina and Shanaynay March 16, 2014