Truffle hunting

Whilst licking your Mrs turd cutter you can also do her a favour by seeing if she has started getting the farmer Giles yet

"Babe wanna go truffle hunting tonight ? I'm sure my turd cutter is unusually itchy"

by Young Frankie January 22, 2022

Truffle drag

After making truffle butter and it on ya nuts then drag it across her face

The other day Johnny did the truffle drag on me.

by Dickwad21 June 5, 2022

Truffle nosing

The act of using the nose to place panties to the side to access the genitals. Much the same way a pig would search truffles.

“I was truffle nosing my girl and gave her oral pleasure”

by CPT_beef_curtain January 22, 2023

black truffle

The funk found underneath the balls near the taint of an un-washed male.

After several days without a shower, I could smell the distinctive Black Truffle funk lingering up from under my balls when ever i un zipped to take a piss. A quick scratch and sniff of my taint confirmed it in fact was there.

by drdirty September 10, 2013

desert truffle

The pubic hairs of an incredibly pale-skinned individual.

Yo, Jack over there has some serious desert truffle!

by MilkyDefinitions December 23, 2016

Flap Truffle

When you're eating a girl out and find some toilet paper in her snatch.

Man, I was eating out that girl I met at the bar and she had a huge chunk of flap truffles in her snatch.

by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017

dunking truffles

When you get a magic mushroom, you gotta dunk it and flush it to get the best high. It also can double your batch and keep your shrooms growing.

I'm stoked for the party this weekend, I've been dunking truffles all week getting ready for the crew to get fucked up!

by Shrooomery July 8, 2017