get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

merk

the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"

It was such a merk move, you definitely shouldn't have done that

by krem228 June 27, 2019

Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

Merk

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.

"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."

by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010

merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009