Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered
"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies
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Wheaton's Law

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?
by mediamonkey June 9, 2010
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Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
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Fosburg Law

A corporate law put in place to ensure that no one messes with the man himself.
Dude, don't fuck with that shit. Fosburg Law will destroy your life.
by BigPoppaAG May 20, 2010
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Homie-in-law

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law
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Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man
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Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009
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