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tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.
Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.
by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010
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texterpretation

n. the deciphering of text messages that have been mangled by auto-correct, or by people with large thumbs.
- "WTF?! Did you really mean to say that?"
- "You know what I meant. Geez, figure out the texterpretation."
by vapanil May 14, 2011
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Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)
Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "
by GIS- October 23, 2009
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Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
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sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.
When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
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Texterina

Texterina

One who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. They use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
Texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
When used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually associated with feminine qualities.
Jen- I went on my first date with Bill last night. But all night he was a texterina! I swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.

Laurah- Dump him.
by Laurah:] April 15, 2009
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textercising

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising
I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
by raymaas February 17, 2010
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