technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...

Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.

Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul

by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025

Technical Glitches

Yeah, you guys are getting a lot of those. I mean... I'm not. But yeah...

Hym "You guys better try to find out whether or not those technical glitches are my thing because if it's not you might be getting (in the words of Tucker Carlson) 'De-Populated' by your government. And, if you look at Gaza, they seem to be perfectly fine with mass murder. So... You know... Hurry it up. If giving me the credit and the money doesn't work then it's gotta be your government trying to murder you. So... Do what you will."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

Technicals

Technicals is a really cool YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada, who's like an online Detective. He would later gain notoriety for his series of YouTube videos covering the misconduct allegations within the competitive Smash community from 2020 and onwards. His first video to get traction is a video on ESAM in 2020 for being the biggest hypocrite in the Smash Community. He would also be falsely accused by Dark Wizzy of committing sexual harrasment over ESAM's fiance. May the community that doesn't take showers be exposed.

Did you see that new Technicals video on that Pro Smash Bros. Player?

by Rural Encyclopedia May 27, 2025

Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023

Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.

I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout

by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023