Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 16, 2006

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Easy Target

See: School Shooter

They thought he was an "Easy Target" but they were dead wrong.

by UrDaddyo February 18, 2022

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target locked

He was target locked on her. Eyeing her down all night and his eyes moved everywhere she went. He liked what he saw. She was the object of his affection.

target locked

by Chrissie254 November 21, 2013

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bus target

Noun: Someone set up to take the fall, a patsy. The dupe who's thrown under the bus when things go south.

The only way I'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if I know I'm not being set up as the bus target here.

by GreenBird23 June 21, 2011

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target sushi

One may use "Target Sushi" as an excuse for calling in sick to work for purposes of skipping working that day while not actually being ill. It's an uncommon excuse for calling in sick but quite believable if you play it off correctly as even Sushi lovers may cringe at the thought of a bad batch of department store quality seafood. It may be a wonderful excuse as well since the following day upon returning to work it's believable that you would be back to full health as you simply had food poisoning from a bad serving of raw fish.

Hello, Yes boss I regret to inform you I will not be able to make it to work today as I (ughhh) am quite ill, I made the mistake of sacrificing quality for convenience and had a bad serving of Target Sushi.

Ey, Yo homes! Toss me a beer and lets get goin' to the waterpark I called in and told em "Target Sushi" !

by 1O80P November 02, 2015

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