Bull Tard

The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.

*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.

Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!

Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.

by Luminous Being December 12, 2009

monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.

That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.

by Northern Pain August 25, 2010

e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.

1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.

by pinky June 30, 2004

Hard for Tard

Getting sexually aroused by a disabled person.

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."

by Psymon- September 21, 2006

tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.

Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.

by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008