straddlebag

A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone

Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!

by Steph Ross August 3, 2007

Stradwicked

The act of having the twenty pound note you were waving to attract the barmaid
unexpectedly snatched and pocketed by the formerly trusted associate you were about to buy a drink.

Spotter John stood suddenly empty handed at the bar amidst his smirking
cohorts, "oh Sh*t ! I've been Stradwicked" he sighed.

by Dimlo Sighs August 29, 2008

Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009

Stradivarius

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!

Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!

by sil23456789 January 6, 2021

Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

by rabbit February 6, 2005

Sarada uchiha

Sexy, has a nice booty

Sarada Uchiha is sexy

by Hitler the great July 7, 2020

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009