The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

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shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

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sive

When someone or something is cool.

You can also use it instead of lol or okay.

"You are sive."
"sive."

by xsatansbitch May 31, 2019

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What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

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