status annex 

To fortuitously have a conversation with someone on someone else's facebook status.

Jake Kuster thinks people that drive cars are contributing to Global Warming.
>Neil Baro Who the hell capitalizes global warming when it's not even real?
>Lance Kenan Hey Neil what are you doing tonight man
>Neil Baro Nm I don't really have plans
>Lance Kenan You wanna go see Kick Ass, it's already made the top 250 on IMDB
>Neil Baro Yeah sounds awesome give me a call when you go
>Jake Kuster I just got status annexed

status annex by twanx1234 May 6, 2010

Status Backup 

1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.

2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.

1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"

"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."

2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."

Status Backup by MissMcLovinIt September 25, 2011

status curiosum sh

when two people have known each other for a very long time and wondered why they cannot forget the other. they continue wondering for another long time instead of growing up and facing each other to find out why they cannot forget the other.
this condition is usually attributed to insecure, anxious, vain or egocentric people. remedy is possible. just takes heart, a spine and guts. 🖤

status curiosum sh. the secret is to be kind and respectful 🤫

status curiosum sh by Krkič March 27, 2019

status ho 

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

status ho by Jules A February 10, 2009

status plagiarism 

Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.

"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo

hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"

status plagiarism by franc black December 14, 2009

Status Cockblock 

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

Status Cockblock by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

Status Block 

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

Status Block by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010