Starfishing

Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.

"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."

by Me Cow May 18, 2014

Starfish

When a guy in a speedo is laying on the beach, limbs spread out like a starfish. Also appropriate when mocking said guy in speedo, whether solo or in groups.

Did you see that starfish on the beach in the speedo?

by Moonbeem February 23, 2017

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

Leaky Starfish

A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.

Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish.

by His-torian September 21, 2003

dancing starfish

when someone is bent over and you stick your thumb into their asshole and twiddle your fingers.

Man...Laura was bent over last night and I gave her the dancing starfish!!!

by Mr. T Toggler August 31, 2006

chocolate starfish trooper

Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.

He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper

by joveblue May 28, 2006

StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014