Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.

Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.

Retail Stalking by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011

gang stalking 

this is where you are followed and attacked from every angle by some gang who have some political or religious agenda.

They will usually try and get you to lose your job and friends, etc.

if you're wondering why they're after you, think of people you've come across who have extreme political views, or who are part of cults.

Usually, you'll find that you've come across Communists, or Scientologists, or unionists, or something where they have a passion for attacking their opposition.

Don't give in to their stupid games. you need to fight them any way you can

Jerry was followed and harassed by a number of different people at different times. He recognised this behaviour as gang stalking.

He was able to track down who put him on the list, and why.

Then he was able to seek revenge.

gang stalking by Minnie K B July 6, 2010

Mail Stalking 

When someone harrasses you through the mail.

Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?

Mail Stalking by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008

Food Stalking 

The act of observing the tables around you at a restaurant and ordering what the other diners are eating.

When Leo the waiter at Grand Lux Cafe asked Nancy if she'd like to start with an appetizer, she was totally food stalking when she ordered what the table next to her was having.

Food Stalking by food stalker December 30, 2008

social Stalking 

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.

Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.

social Stalking by Marty October 1, 2003

Stapling 

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

Stapling by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

stalingrad 

Devastating battle during the war, sending tons of soviets to reclaim Stalingrad off the beaches against the Germans with the obvious advantage. A bloody and tragic fight with the irony being that you practically died if you advance further or if you retreated.

"With our superior strength in numbers, and our boundless courage, victory is ours! We shall stop the fascist invaders there - at Stalingrad!"

stalingrad by Lotto23 January 31, 2005