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squash it

To forget about something... an just be chill again.
Yeah Me and Tyrone were gonna fight but we desided to squash it.
by Bob Wilicon June 29, 2006
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Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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squishy jam

The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.
Melissa and Pat are always making embarrassing peanut butter and squishy jam sandwiches.
by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010
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Squishy Pap

A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.
"look at this dog, he's a squishy pap"
by LupuSamor January 6, 2017
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Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others
I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!
by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011
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soft squishing

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015
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Squashpumping

When a male ejaculates upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cucumber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert jizz covered veggie into a woman's (or male) orifice of choice.
"I was Squashpumping Megan the other day; You should have seen the load I blew on that zucchini, dawg."

"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"

"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"
by TheOracle22 February 11, 2012
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