Squirt Cobain

The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.

I was 8 pages deep on pornhub tranny searches when a Brazilian turned me into Squirt Cobain.

by The2ly February 13, 2020

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

You cunts are going to approve my word sooner or later, I won't give up on Hershey's Squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008

she squirt

When a woman ejaculates liquid from her vagina due to sexual arousal

I was smashing that bitches G spot so hard the slut did a she squirt all over my face!

by Bundybazza August 28, 2009

bag of squirt

As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.

"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."

by Herman Mung Stur February 25, 2009

hersey squirt

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

by ladysemen March 26, 2009

worth a squirt

"its worth a squirt " can be used for describing anything worth doing,tasting and so on. its universal for anything worth doing, hens..its worth a squirt!;)

you should try this drink!. its totally worth a squirt!

by francesco fantastico March 14, 2016